1. cisandhetphobia:

    *points to favorite character* bisexual

    *fandom crying loudly* no…stop……theyre not….they either homogay or heterostraight…..please don’t….

    *points to favorite character again* love that bisexual

    (Source: pocaloids, via equi-us)

  2. zeusyallday:

    so airplanes officially banned tweezers. honestly i think anyone that can hijack an airplane with a pair of tweezers deserves the airplane

    (via mischieformayhem)

  3. urbran:

    dennys:

    WHO’S THAT DENNY’S DISH?

    is nothing sacred to you Denny’s?

    (via sniffing)

  4. shak1ra:

    shamelesslyunladylike:

    lesradicalfeminisms:

    tumbling-torterra:

    a-strawbarry:

    houseofheavy:

    etspiritusvitae:

    the female body is hardcore as fuck. 

    Yes is it.

    so is the male body

    it’s sad to see so many people like this on this website

    OP is praising the fact that women hold a fucking infant in their belly the size of a ribcage, get the fuck over yourself for 3.5 seconds.

    *~*~follow for more fragile male ego~*~*

    The male body is more susceptible to hereditary diseases because of their lack of a second X chromosome. Their testosterone production ages them faster and causes them to die sooner. Their center of gravity is higher because of their tiny little hips and overgrown shoulders, making them easier to topple. Their gonads are placed outside of the body, in a very vulnerable position, because they do not function properly if they get a little bit warmer than usual. They have non-functional nipples, but still enough breast tissue to get cancer.

    The male body is not hardcore. The male body is to the female body what a shoddy, unstable mod is to a well-estabilished piece of software. Sit the fuck down. And try to not crush your fragile pathetic outside gonads when you do it.

    SHOTS FIRED

    (Source: deadlyart, via mischieformayhem)

  5. tacobelligerent:

    tacobelligerent:

    I STEPPED ON A FUCKING LEAF AND AT THE SAME TIME SOME KID SCREAMED I THOUGHT IT WAS THE FUCKIN LEAF OMG

    why do we always have to reblog my mistakes

    (via mischieformayhem)

  6. misandry-mermaid:

    stunningpicture:

    What someone in my school put in the hallway. The staff took them all down.

    PLASTER ALL BODY-SHAMING HIGH SCHOOLS WITH THESE POSTER 2K14!

    (via ofmiceandsammeh)

  7. One time in class, I got fed up

    • This was one of my favorite teachers ever, he didn't believe in homework and was just the coolest dude ever
    • Teacher: I won't be here tomorrow so I left worksheets for the teacher to give you.
    • Kid: why can't we watch a movie?
    • Teacher: because the school board doesn't like us to show you movies that don't have anything to do with the curriculum. They say that movies are for home and we need to keep your home life separate from your school life.
    • Me: then why do they give us homework?
    • Whole class: .....
    • Teacher: .....
    • President: .....
    • Miley Cyrus: ....
    • Me: ....
    • Teacher: Samantha, please. Whatever you do. Bring this up with the principal because that's the best argument I have ever heard.
  8. smells-like-emo:

    I may have just created the perfect playlist

    (via ofmiceandsammeh)

    thatfunnyblog:

    THIS IS THE ONE GIF SET I HAVE WAITED MY ENTIRE LIFE FOR

    (via ofmiceandsammeh)

  9. thedorkiestviking:

    papadaftpunk:

    american sex education be like

    image

    UI JUST SPIT OUT MY JUICE

    (via eridans-bullshit-magic)